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Act 3 Scene 1:

( //loud music is playing, Caesar is dancing and having fun at the party. Soothslayer goes up to Caesar and hands her a note )//

Caesar: Ewwww ! what is this?

Soothslayer: Take the freaking paper you'll thank me for it.

Caesar: I'm not reading anything if it's coming from you. GO AWAY you jerk.

Soothslayer: You'll regret this you snobby brat.

Caesar: Back off before i make you back off.

//Soothslayer leaves and Caesar stuffs the paper in her jeans. She starts dancing again. Then Cassius and Brutus walk up to Caesar.//

Cassius: Hey! Like theres some cute guys upstairs, you wanna grab some drinks and like totally have some fun?

Caesar: Like heck yeah !

Brutus: Well lets go girl.

//They walk upstairs and while they walk Cassius and Brutus grin at each other.//

Caesar: What is this? Like where is the party at?..

Brutus: Like OMG! Caesar stay here. We'll be back.

//They walk into the kitchen to get drinks and poisoning//

Cassius: She is sooo totally going to pay for this, who does she like think she is? She is going to regret having so much power and stuff.

Brutus: I know so like what do we do like just put the poisioning in? how much?

Cassius: The whole bottle, duh loser.

//They walk back into the room that Caesar is in.//

Caesar: About time ! WHERES THE PARTY AT?!

Cassius: You're like so totally hype right now, calm down. Heres your drink.

//Caesar takes it to the head.//

Caesar: OMG that was like soooooo good, give me another one !

Cassius: Slow down, drinking like that is not cute at all.

Brutus: Yeah she is soooo totally right.

Caesar: Uh.. why do you guys hate me? I am the best and you know it, like who are you to tell me what to do? You can't stop me from being totally hot and popular. I know you guys want to be like me but thats not going to happen. I can get whatever i want whenever i want. I'm so like sorry that i take your men but I can't help that they come crawling to me. I mean no one is going to stop me i'm.....

//Caesar presses her hands against her chest and falls over.//

Cassius: OMG we so do it !

//They give each other high fives.//

Brutus: What's next? like what do we do with her?

(Scene 2 starting @ page 751) Citizens: Antony is oh so upset! Her eyes are like red as anything, and she is such a good girl.

Antony: Okay so, Caesar is like just laying there dead, and you're expecting me to stir up your emotions?! No! You all know you loved her, and I would so love to harm Brutus and Cassius! But, I won't 'cause I am SO much cooler than that. But, you deff say your goodbyes to her, and keep her in your memories. I also found this like list of I guess the cutest guys in her pocket?

Citizens: Read it!

Antony: No way! Are you guys like insane?! It will only make everyone fight, and I am not trying to get my hair all messed up! I should have never said anything about it.

Citizens: READ IT!

Antony: But will you people attack me?!

Citizens: No! Come on man, read it!

Antony: Oh my goodness, come and look at her! Her very own best friends did this to her! Brutus was just like her little sidekick, and she did this! Can you believe that?! She was such a good person too.

Citizens: Uh yeah! We all know, and we all must get even.

Antony: Oh, I didn't mean to like make you into bad people like them! I don't wanna be like that brat Brutus. I just loved her so much, ya know?

Citizens: Then let's just burn her house!

Antony: Chillllll, I'll read you all the list. She says that, that, that, WHOA! All the guys are equally cute!

Citizens: For real? Then we'll deff make sure she gets buried in a nice place.

(Scene two)

Cinna: I had a dream that me and caesar were painting our nails together!

Citizens: And who are you?! Do we have to hurt you too?!

Cinna: No way! Chill! I'm the person she cheats off of in algebra!

Citizens: No you're not! You were jealous of her, so you must of have been on this too!

(Citizens attack Cinna)

Citizens: Now, let's go and get the others!