Julie's+Old+People+group

(Julie) Caesar- Its the Ides of march! Ha! That soothsayer said that I'd be dead and gone! Bless his heart, the little tyke is so young. I am Caesar, Bingo King, practically immortal! I cannot die. No where'd i put my dentures..... (Farmer) Artemidorous- Caesar! There you are you old rascal. I got me here a letter for you. (Julie) Caesar- eh? (Farmer) Artemidorous- A letter. (Julie) Caesar- Al's in a tether? Well that don't make sense... (Indya) Decius-No! He has A LETTER. And I've got one for you too. Read mine first, before you croak. (Hilary) Cassius- Shut up you old farts and let the him be. The next round of bingo is starting. (Hilary) Cassius- Brutus, I have something to tell you. (Indya) Brutus- Did you eat those baked beans for dinner? I told you not to do it, they give you gas and your diapers already smell bad enough. (Hilary) Cassius- Really? I didn't think it was so noticeable. But that's not what i have to tell you! I'm trying to say that I think we put our plan into action... *Metellus and Caesar enter* (Farmer) Metellus- Caesar! Most honorable of all Bingo Kings with the best dentures around the nursing home! (Julie) Caesar- Well, well your sucking up again Metellus, and maybe if i wasn't so smart it would work. But just tell me what you want and get it over with. (Farmer) Metellus- Well, i was just thinking that you should let my brother, Publius, back into the Bingo games. (Indya) Brutus- Hot dang! What a good idea! (Julie) Caesar- Well I - what?! There must be too much wax in my ears you agree? I thought you didn't like Publius! <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 255);">(Hilary) Cassius- Oh come on Caesar, everyone should be allowed to play bingo! <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Julie) Caesar- HA! You all may be my friends, but I am the Bingo King, I am as constant as the foul stench of Cassius' diapers. My mind is set, Publius tried to take my title. That old hag will never be allowed back! <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Metellus- But <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Julie) Caesar- No buts! <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Metellus- Won't you just- <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Julie) Caesar- I ain't changing my mind! <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 255);">(Hilary) Cassius- DIE CAESAR DIE! <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Julie) Caesar- But, I'm like Cassius' diapers. I. Can't. Die. <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Metellus- Hot diggity dog! We did it! We're FREE. The tyrant is dead!, Now we have to stick together so the other Bingo members don't kill us. <span style="color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">(Indya) Brutus- Lets all take a sponge bath in Caesar's blood. That will show them that we'er not scared! Hey. Whos that? It's Antony's nurse! <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Julie) Nurse (servant)- I was giving Antony a sponge bath when he heard of Caesar's death. He want to come and talk about what will happen at bingo now, but he wants you to promise you won't violently beat him to death to eliminate his competition as well. <span style="color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">(Indya) Brutus- Heck no! We like old Antony! He's all nice and stuff. Tell he can come and we wont hurt him. Cassius- here comes Antony now, Welcome! <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Antony- Brutus you old loon, how could you?! You all might as well kill me too, Caesar was the best Bingo King there ever was, and I would be honored to be killed by the same cane as him. <span style="color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">(Indya) Brutus- But don't you see, he was corrupting the nursing home. People in the Bingo hall flocked to him like they were under a spell and he wielded power over everyone like a tyrant. We loved Caesar and we had to save him from himself. But you Antony, you're not bad. We welcome you like a fellow brother to us all. We can all play bingo together now! <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Antony- You've all been here and played in the bingo hall so long, I guess I believe you. Its just- OH CAESAR! What will I do without you?! You were my bingo partner! <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 255);">(Hilary) Cassius- Mark Antony- <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Antony- You're all very smart but I'm still not sure I believe your reasoning in killing him. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 255);">(Hilary) Cassius- Soooo, you aren't gonna play bingo with us now? <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Antony- Of course I'm playing bingo with you! <span style="color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">(Indya) Brutus- You know we have reasons for killing the Bingo King. We'd be no better than those rascal teenagers if we didn't. <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Antony- I want to make a speech in front of all of the home so that they know what happened. <span style="color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">(Indya) Brutus- Sure thing, we'll meet you in there. <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Antony- Those butchers! I swear I'll avenge your death Bingo KIng! I'll poison their pudding and put oil in their sponge baths. This won't go unnoticed! Nurse! You have Caesar's son, Octavious', number don't you? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Julie) Nurse- I do Mr. Antony. <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Antony- Tell him to come to the nursing home right away. Tell him to hurry. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Julie) Nurse- Right away sir!
 * Caesar walks off to bingo muttering about fan mail*
 * They all violently beat Caesar to death with their canes and walkers*
 * He falls over dead, replace Julie with fake Caesar body*
 * They all file out and leave Antony with the body*
 * Nurse and Antony exit*

Scene II <span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);">(Everyone but Indya) Old People: We want to know what happened to our old pal Caesar! Tell us now! <span style="color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">(Indya) Brutus: Well hold your horses! Some of you go with Cassius, we'll tell you why Caesar had to be beat down <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 255);">(Hilary) Elroy: Alrighty, everyone shut your yaps and turn your hearing aids up <span style="color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">(Indya) Brutus: Now you all listen and keep your traps shut till I am done. I loved our dear Bingo King, but I loved this here nursing home more, Would you like to all be Bingo losers while Caesar is alive or to actually stand a chance with him dead? Caesar was a great man and a great Bingo master, and I have a lot of respect for that. But when he started to win all of our pudding we had to end it. So how do you feel, tell me would you rather be free of Caesar or a slave of his Bingo awesomeness? Are you offended that we killed him? <span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);">(Everyone But Indya) Old People: NO! <span style="color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">(Indya) Brutus: Here is Mark Antony, he has Caesar's body, but he didn't help kill him. He is sad because his friend the Bingo King is gone. But he has gets the same benefits that we all get from Caesar's death. I'm going to eat some pudding. I killed my old pal for the good of the home; I would kill myself if it would help our home <span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);">(Everyone but Indya) Old People: NOOOOOOO! <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Julie) Frannie: You are too great! I will wheel you back to your room and chew your food for you with my new dentures! <span style="color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">(Indya) Brutus: No no no that's not necessary, Go and listen to Antony its rude not to, didn't your mama's teach you any manners? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Julie) Frannie: Alrighty everyone, listen to Antony *Antony goes up on the stand* <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Antony: My dear friends, I came to give Caesar a good funeral, not to praise him. Brutus says Caesar was ambitious, but I don't see him that way. When we were all sad when they cut cookie time Caesar cried with us. When we offered him the softest diapers he refused them three times! I'm not trying to throw Brutus under the bus, he was only doing what he thought was right. But I am a little disappointed that you all aren't going to mourn our beloved Bingo King. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Julie) Frannie: What did he say Elroy? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 255);">(Hilary) Elroy: Turn your hearing aid up Frannie <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Antony: I have Caesar's will, but I don't want you to get all your diapers in a bunch so I'm not going to read it <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Julie) Frannie: OOOH A WILL? Read it! I want to hear! <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Antony: I don't want Cassius and Brutus to grind their dentures, because they will be mad. Do you all really want to hear it? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 255);">(Hilary) Elroy: YESSIR! <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Anotony: Ok someone bring me my cane so I can get off this confounded stand <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Julie) Nurse: Right here Mr. Antony, everyone stand back *Antony steps down with Caesar's body* <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Antony: Me oh my, look at what a beating they did, get your glasses. See lookie here, you can even see where his great friend Brutus cracked him with his cane. This is so tragic <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 255);">(Hilary) Elroy: We need to get revenge! <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Antony: Now don't get all frazzled Elroy. I don't mean to get you all in a tizzy. I can't talk like Brutus, but if I could I would convince you to rebel <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Julie) Frannie: Elroy! You get off your lazy behind right now and go smack that whippersnapper Brutus upside his wrinkly face! <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Antony: Dang Elroy you should have let her just leave her hearing aid off. Do you still want to hear the will or are you going to go off and start smacking Brutus around? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 255);">(Hilary) Elroy: If you would be so kind we'd like to hear the will <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Antony: He left everything to us. We get all of his special tapioca, all of the shiny wheelchair stickers, and all of his good denture glue. <span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);">(Everyone but Farmer) Old People: HE WILL BE AVENGED! <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Julie) Frannie: Elroy! you go get my old wooden spoon, that boy is in for a barebottom spanking! *Everyone leaves, Nurse enters* <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Julie) Nurse: Octavius just arrived, he is in Caesar's room with Lepidus <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Antony: Ok, go get my wheelchair and take me there <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Julie) Nurse: The others ran Brutus and Cassius out earlier, do you know what happened? <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Antony: Not at all dearie. *Antony leaves*
 * Brutus enters into a crowd of old people*
 * Brutus leaves*

Scene 3 <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 255);">(Hilary) Elroy: Hey! You! Whippersnapper! Who are you? Where are you going? <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(Farmer) Cinna (poet): My name is Cinna, I'm going to Caesar's funeral <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(Julie) Frannie: Isn't Cinna one of those fellers who killed our Caesar? <span style="color: rgb(0, 255, 255);">(Indya) Old Man: Well yeah Misses Frannie I think he was <span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);">(Everyone but Farmer) Old People: Gettttt himmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! *The old people beat him down*