JocksNerds

Skit- VINCE- so today is friday the 13th..... WEIRD KID- yea but its not over...... {nerd goes to give vince the letter outside school about the other nerds plot to shoot him for getting to much girls(power)} NERD- {over a loud crowed of people admiring vince} vince! vince!! VINCE- yo sup man.. NERD- here i have this for you. VINCE- what is it? ANGELO- hey vince here i got this letter for ya i think you should read it man. NERD- no! read mine first!! VINCE- you crazy or somethin!, wait man. KID- good luck with your speech at the pep rally! VINCE- thanks man.. MINKUS- {in chess club} ok guys today is the day we kill vince the girl snatcher! We must do it quick because the pricipal will walk around the school for an ID check. NERD- ok im ready to do this, but we cant be to obvious, ok, lets act like were happy he stealing all of our girls... MINKUS- not a bad idea..... okay here he comes! get ready. {vince walks into the school auditorium to practice his speech feeling confident, a bunch of nerdy kids come to talk with him.} MINKUS-hey, vince you little stud, you so hows all of the girls here at Cardale high? VINCE- okay i guess...{ one of the shooters approches him} DALE- yo please man can you let my brother back in the "cool crew" VINCE- i told you once before no man im sorry he been to much of a pain in my you know what so please go away man... MINKUS- cmon man cut him a break let his brother come back... VINCE- you too huh.. MINKUS-..... VINCE- dont beg u look like a dog... but i told you guys already you can crack me hes not coming in and thats final.... NERD- please! VINCE- no!!!, would you try to break the statue of liberty?!?! if not then you sure cant crack me so dont bother !i just said no to Minkus what makes you any diffrent.

{bang,bang,bang,bang,bang} {vince falls dead as the nerds kill shoot him}

NERD- some one should go to the principal and yell at her.. MINKUS-no dont leave we have nothing to be afraid of.

The nerds go to the assembly where Vince would have made his speech, instead they tell of the tragedy. They win the people over by telling them how now not one jock can have all the girls, and everybody could be apart of the cool crew.

NERD- My fellow class mates, because of the tragic fall of our very own star football player and ladys man, we now have the right to be our own cool crew and to have girls!! not one man can control how we live our lives any longer

The crowd stirs with excitement, and they agree !

DUKE- (Vinces bestfriend) comes to the stage after nerds leave. He tells the real story on how they tricked vince and then shot him

now the crowd turns on them....